Well perhaps not me but apparently all Diffident David wants this year from Santa is a new toy. Don't worry, you'll be forgiven for thinking along the naive lines of a boy's snazzy technogadget plaything but it seems our fellow here wants something far more.... gratifying to say the least.
No simple cellphones or tablets for this fellow.
Sympathizing with his perpetual self-enforced bachelorhood - and his recently avowed virginity pact, my friends here banded together to present him with a novelty hoping to placate some of his more libidinous urges. A boy has his needs after all - and since David refuses to participate in the mindless orgies about town, he abashedly received a plaything that would afford him endless prurient pleasure for as long as it lasts.
No, not a hunky submissive sex slave since I would have kept that for myself. No, not a dildo since he hasn't quite decided which end of the controversial top-bottom spectrum he's gonna land on yet - though we all have our compelling suspicions.
So David got a Tenga. For those who aren't in the know, a Tenga would be a revolutionary masturbatory toy for men; just imagine a corrugated sleeve made out of flexible elastomer with various adjustments to help achieve tremulous exhilaration. One of the taglines for their more popular product calls it the Joystick of Pleasure so you can just imagine what to do with it.
Me, I'm honestly happy enough with my trusty hand and a whole lot of wicked imagination.
Not so our Diffident David. For someone so desperately averse to the more raunchy side of our gay lives, he seems to have taken to the erotic wonders of Tenga almost instantaneously without reservation. Apparently our friend here revelled in the novel product with quite a lot of admirable gusto - and obviously very little diffidence - since it didn't take him long to entirely annihilate the ultimately fragile product.
Felix : I think we'll get him another Tenga for Christmas.
Paul : Didn't you just get him one?
Felix : He broke it.
Paul : Gosh.
Felix : I know.
Paul : How rough is this fellow!
Felix : I know!
Paul : Does he use it ten times a day?
Felix : I know!
Far be it to wonder about a friend's masturbatory conduct but surely he must be shockingly aggressive to destroy the product in such a short period of time. Pounding sledgehammer much? Even I'll admit to being slightly perturbed at the thought!
So would that be naughty or nice?
No simple cellphones or tablets for this fellow.
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| Dammit where's my Christmas Tenga! |
Sympathizing with his perpetual self-enforced bachelorhood - and his recently avowed virginity pact, my friends here banded together to present him with a novelty hoping to placate some of his more libidinous urges. A boy has his needs after all - and since David refuses to participate in the mindless orgies about town, he abashedly received a plaything that would afford him endless prurient pleasure for as long as it lasts.
No, not a hunky submissive sex slave since I would have kept that for myself. No, not a dildo since he hasn't quite decided which end of the controversial top-bottom spectrum he's gonna land on yet - though we all have our compelling suspicions.
So David got a Tenga. For those who aren't in the know, a Tenga would be a revolutionary masturbatory toy for men; just imagine a corrugated sleeve made out of flexible elastomer with various adjustments to help achieve tremulous exhilaration. One of the taglines for their more popular product calls it the Joystick of Pleasure so you can just imagine what to do with it.
Me, I'm honestly happy enough with my trusty hand and a whole lot of wicked imagination.
Not so our Diffident David. For someone so desperately averse to the more raunchy side of our gay lives, he seems to have taken to the erotic wonders of Tenga almost instantaneously without reservation. Apparently our friend here revelled in the novel product with quite a lot of admirable gusto - and obviously very little diffidence - since it didn't take him long to entirely annihilate the ultimately fragile product.
Felix : I think we'll get him another Tenga for Christmas.
Paul : Didn't you just get him one?
Felix : He broke it.
Paul : Gosh.
Felix : I know.
Paul : How rough is this fellow!
Felix : I know!
Paul : Does he use it ten times a day?
Felix : I know!
Far be it to wonder about a friend's masturbatory conduct but surely he must be shockingly aggressive to destroy the product in such a short period of time. Pounding sledgehammer much? Even I'll admit to being slightly perturbed at the thought!
So would that be naughty or nice?
3 comments:
Really??? He needs to get laid ASAP.
Or maybe the whole sexual satisfaction thing has taken over his life; literally.
must be a wild wild boy i guess,haha...someone "like" Diffident David once told me to experiment with these toys, said it could give me a different level of experience, hence i followed his advice and bought a reusable Tenga...but in the end,all i can say is, it was a painful experience for me...in short, i still feel my hands are my best buddies, plus they do no "harm"...
Agreed, tempus! A good bang would definitely give him a great new year but he insists on waiting for 'the one'.
Agreed. Hands are easier and far more portable, zerachiel!
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