Crispy Chicken Charmer

You gotta hand it to the savvy marketing guys, they really know how to sell their products. Whereas in Malaysia we get rowdy KFC staff who physically assault their irate customers when orders aren't sufficiently fulfilled, in China - of all places - they have actually perfected customer service.

Over there, their crispy fried chicken actually comes with a delicious side order of a local finger-licking good hunk.


Now wouldn't you prefer a taste of succulent chicken?
And no, he doesn't look like the portly Colonel Sanders in the least. As it turns out, the enterprising KFC China has started rolling out a handsome delivery man service. At least according to all their highly satisfied customers. Of course KFC China fervently denies catering to lascivious requests to have aesthetically pleasing fellows deliver food for their customers, stating that KFC only runs a 'normal delivery service'.

Though with the exponential increase in orders of delivery, I'm sure they'll find a way to provide cuties to charm. Perhaps have a joint venture with the local modelling agency? Or even the neighbourhood gigolos?

But how exactly does the order go?

Counter staff : KFC Delivery, how may I help you?
Paul : Could I have a bucket of fried chicken? And possibly a bottle of coke?
Counter staff : No problem, sir.
Paul : Add one attractive delivery fellow. Maybe 6 foot 2? Fair-skinned? Brown doe eyes? Relatively well-built?
Counter staff : Not a problem, sir. I'll see what I can do.
Paul : Thanks.
Counter staff : I'm sorry but if that item's not available, would you mind exchanging that for one with blue eyes instead?
Paul : Even better. Make it piping hot, yeah!
Counter staff : The chicken or the delivery man?
Paul : Preferably both.

Certainly makes me hungry for a bit of chicken.


Gives an entirely new meaning to the term chicken hawk. Though you gotta love the excellent delivery service! Not only do you get a cute guy, you also have fried chicken. Now that's G-Double-O-D Good. Makes me wonder when they are gonna start offering such services in our country.