Monday, October 05, 2009
God on Facebook
For all you godless non-believers out there, come listen to what I have to say! For I bring proof of the existence of an Almighty! If the fact that Chris Evans walks the blessed earth ( or at least his backyard ) in his sublime natural state wasn't enough of an evidence, I present you with the holy facebook.What? Did you expect the parting of the Red Sea? Been there, done that. Obviously.
Whoa, dude. Is that God?
And for the faithful who despair that God has turned His back on this wicked technologically-inclined modern world, oh ye of little faith! For He is all around. All-All-knowing. All-forgiving. And obviously All-computer whiz as well - since in this age of wonders, He has come to speak to us on facebook!
to all who call on him in truth. (Psalms 145:18)
Just yesterday I asked and was answered - at the surprisingly pedestrian click of a button. Certainly no blaze of heavenly light followed by angelic bells ringing ( where's the road to Damascus when you need one! ) but I could have sworn the computer screen shone just a tad brighter. Even the cached porn seemed slightly less tawdry.
No worries, I'm not going to claim to be the next holy messiah with a message. I'm just a friendly follower helping to spread the word. So lo and behold!
On this day of your life, Paul, we believe God wants you to know ... that it is time to finally forgive yourself. You've carried the guilt, the shame for long enough. You've kept your wounds open for long enough. The time has to come to let go, to heal. Keep the lessons and let the pain heal. Yes, you know what we are talking about.
See my message from up above? The guilt? The shame? God speaks to me!
Absolution at last! No idea what I have to be ashamed about ( since my litany of sins run longer than the Old Testament! ) but it's good to know that I'm finally forgiven. And thankfully without the urgent need for a hundred Hail Marys!
Enough to turn anyone into a true believer. Now I've gotta start searching for God. Literally. As in online. If I can add Him to my list of friends, maybe I could superpoke Him on a daily basis.
Wonder if God twitters yet.
13 Comments:
Not sure about God, but I bet the Devil tweets. ;)
Oh, God, please forgive me, but I can't stop laughing. Is it true? You did find a facebook account of God? Or is it Jesus?
changed look? but i still prefer the previous header background ler...
btw, can i link u? ;)
God on Facebook? Haha! But I don't do Facebook! LOL!
"In fulfillment of the scriptures...."
Hallelujah!
tua pek kong should pick up this trend...fast
God on facebook might be the start of something Great! less cursing, babbling rumors, drugs perhaps? at least less pictures of them...
Would be fun to read what the Devil tweets, life!
Seriously. It's an application called God Wants You to Know, lada.
Will change the background in a day or two, sue. Sure you can link. But where!
Why not, foong!
Definitely, my brother Will and Dove.
Probably Tua Pek Kong is friends with God, JustMe.
Imagine what kinda videos God would put up, kris :)
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Facebook is an invasion on my privacy. I'm a private person : )
here: magicinrhapsody.blogspot.com
sorry, just realized i didn't intro myself... that stargal was me lar... :P
~sue
Hi Paul -- Ran across your blog and was inspired by what you said about God. You're pretty spiritual aren't you? Don't know if you'll ever read this, but for whatever it's worth, just want to add my two cents -- Jesus absolutely loves you Paul Sung!! I'm half way around the world, but I'll be praying for you. If you feel led, drop me a line some time at 25urotas@gmail.com Blessings to you! Gary
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